BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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