Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
