He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
