Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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