The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
