It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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