I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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