..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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