Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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