Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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