dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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