Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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