i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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