she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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