I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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