He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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