She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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