he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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