Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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