Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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