Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
