Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
