I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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