Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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