I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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