let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
