so let's talk penis.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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