He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
