they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So vagazzling was a success
He shit in the fireplace
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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