he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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