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(917): View more from New York City

Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now

(917): View more from New York City

Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway

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(301): View more from Maryland

if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant

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(302): View more from Delaware

My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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(516): View more from New York

As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.

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