OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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