Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
