So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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