I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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