my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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