It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
that is very illegal...i love you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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