if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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