I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
