i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Your topless pictures make me question reality
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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