i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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