I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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