he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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