Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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