grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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