hell yes lets make some ravioli
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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