But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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