Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
third nipple confirmed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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