I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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