It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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