I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
kristin has been a bad kristin
bring money and cleavage
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize