Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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