So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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